Today, a small excursion into the characteristics of men and women. Women are so stupid, right? The men always buy clothes and then have to wait forever. Yes, yes, these women who speak always so high and squeaky, horrible. And they also do not like football. I mean, what for women are there? We would be lost without men, too, can cook so well. And always listen to Madonna and all that. Not for us guys! Women also want more salad when we take a thick piece of meat. Yes, yes, these women. Do not all get fat. Can I also say nothing as a man in the situation with the weight. can know is because one's shit, because the woman cook and yes anyway. Pretty hard. These women. And the need also always so long in the bathroom because you want to brush your teeth in the morning, then stand there and the make-up. Full unnecessary ey. I do not know what they think in the process. Whether the does well or something? As we men always drink beer, and meat and prollig are like football? No, no, these women. Always very emotional. Men do so, only with football and cars. Noch'n topic! Cars. Women who want always that look nice and all, with flowers or best still pink. Women love pink yes, who wants everything pink, so are also so emotional, because of the rose-colored glasses and be in love. We men always take only the green glasses sometimes when we look at the green grass of the football field or so. But again, the cars, rather we want a whole lot of horsepower under the hood, since at least show what with his mates. Sun also manufactures heavy truck makes so what, get with the ladies and such. Are we back to the topic of women, yes women who look even more court shows, soap operas and such, because the emotions are so on, but I always say, Soaps need only the one that has no soap in life that is so, right? There are also different men, but most always drink beer, and women always tend champagne That's always something. The women, when drinking, then drink more sparkling wine, champagne and pops so pure! They're wrong, we drink quite a lot of beer and the third to cut a bottle of champagne and are purely strunz drunk. The full Krassen. Then there all the time giggling and stuff. I got him some day drinking champagne with women, boah but the next morning I do not know much of the previous evening. And then complain that whenever you have a beer drinking too much, and you own it then has to comfort them when they cry when they're drunk, are always so emotional women. We read indeed never, only once the Playboy and the tit-Illu or so, but women always read novels, always read the. And look also Rosamunde Pilcher. We men do nothing from us like that. They are too many emotions to us, we prefer to drink a beer with the guys. This is not for us tough guys, emotions. Nene, we men. Sometimes I laugh when I think of us men. We are always so prollig and always have fun n award of stock. And a beer, too. Always one in the shed. And if we do not have a shed, in the refrigerator or in the freezer, then the faster cold, but every third bottle explodes. Yeah, a bit of loss is always, we men are at risk. No Risk, No Fun, said the inventor of the flesh forever, and was also a man, but is indeed matter with the beer, the women do that away already. Us, this is not matter whether the whole freezer stick. Hygiene is something for women. We wash ourselves, too, and never have hair everywhere. And we always pee standing up, then the women have to do more, and us, this is not matter, whether we shit on nem pissed Pott. But we always shit properly, it is only under 20Kilo n fart with land. But now is also sufficient,
Sincerely,
Svensen from the balcony
(My new stage name, because I always like chillin on the balcony.)
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